Words of Wisdom

Just a few quotes accumulated from the many, many hilarious writings of my students over this past year:

He is a dork among us.

When it's cold outside, I like to wear tampons around my neck.

She did not want to go the the hospital, so I did her.

Pickles (our cat) can kick Scrappy's (our other cat) ass as Scrappy is afraid of Pickles.

I am sure that I'm a virgin.

Can you give me a broom because I want to brush my hair.

Some Englishs have rash in their skin.

I want to kick H.M.'s ass when I get angry with him. (written by H.M.'s girlfriend)

Mi Kun was resentful when someone cut the cat's moustache.

Our teacher is a good teacher and also a good refrigerator.